Monthly Archives: January 2015

Friday Hotties

I’ve been out of town for a few days and it’s so nice to be home! I spent my time at the airport looking at stock photos, and I’ve found quite a few tasty men. Here are some of my favorites. Enjoy and have a very fabulous Friday. 🙂

Beautiful And Muscular Man In Dark Background.

Inspiring sensual portrait of a sexy male fitness model

Handsome Muscular Young Man Taking Off Shirt

Handsome Shirtless Young Man Outdoor

Ooh la la …. la la.


My Adventures in Babysitting

Stressed Mother With Wild Children On White

It’s pretty rare for me to venture into babysitting. It’s probably because kids know they are in control when it comes to me. Seriously, I’d be the nanny tied up with duct tape and kids dancing around me like the hooligans from Lord of the Flies. (That book is wicked scary.)

An emergency came up this past Sunday for a very dear friend and every one else must have been passed out from the night before, because I got the call.

Here’s our conversation:
Friend: Would you be able to watch my kids for a few hours?
Me: You know you called Anya right?
Friend: (sighs dramatically) Yes.
Me: Like “Anya who babysat and now you have permanent ink stains on your couch” Anya. (that was my attempt at creative babysitting)
Friend: Yes, could you be here in 30 minutes? Pretty please!

By this time I knew something was seriously wrong if she was begging me to babysit. So I said yes and rushed over.

Her kids are 4 (girl), 6 (boy), and 7 (boy). I call them Brat 1, Brat 2, and Brat 3. (Not to their face…. geesh).

The predator came alight in their eyes as soon as I walked in. My friend dashed out and I faced the enemy… I mean evil trio… I mean kids.

Before they could pounce on me I pulled out my only weapons. My iphone, kindle, and nook. (Yes, I have both kindle and nook… don’t judge)

They looked from me to the electronics trying to decide which one they would devour first. Luckily they grabbed the metal gods…. my new name for the genius inventions.

Three hours later and about $15 poorer from buying games where zombies eat your brains or something, my friend came home. All the children were still alive and I was only slightly curled into a ball. Somehow I had ended up in that position while Brat 1 had colored all over my arms and legs and downloaded songs about some Barbie princess and dancing ballerinas or something.

But I lived to tell the tale thank you very much. And now I will go back to my fetal position.


PS. Parents are amazing.
PSS. I’m still not sure what her emergency was. But I have a feeling it had something to do with ice cream and a nap.
PSSS. No children were harmed in this adventure, but my kindle will never be the same.

Monday Men – Working out

Joe’s back! He’s been gone for over a week battling a war against the evils that attack our cyber community. Or something like that.  Maybe he really is saving the world, but I think he’s just doing computer stuff. One things for sure, he’s the hottest geek out there. Ooh la la.

He said the hotel he stayed in has the most amazing gym. So I asked if he took a picture and he looked at me like, “why would I do that?” Guys…. do they not understand their girlfriends have blogs where they like to post random pictures?!? He didn’t even take one picture of the food! What the hell?!?

Since he didn’t bring back any pictures I guess I’ll just have to find some of my own men working out. I hope you enjoy too! 🙂

Handsome athletic man pumping up muscles with dumbbells

Very well built sexy male model showing his abs in fashionable a

Sexy portrait of a very muscular shirtless male model against wh

Muscular back of young bodybuilder training in dark background

Muscular Bodybuilder Guy Doing Exercises With Dumbbells Over Bla

Happy Monday!

Top 10 quotes from Season 1 Friends

LOS ANGELES - AUG 16:  Jennifer Aniston arrives at "The Switch"

Season 1 Friends? Check. Here’s a few of my favorite things… I mean quotes.

  1. Rachel: (on writing a romance novel) “Yeah. Thought I’d give it a shot. I’m still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his ‘love stick can be liberated from its denim prison’?”
  2. Joey: “Knowledge is a tricky thing.”
  3. Phoebe: (on Joey making money donating sperm) “Wow, you’re gonna be making money hand over fist.”
  4. Rachel: (on receiving first paycheck….I can totally relate) “Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?”
  5. Joey: “You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want, you just look down and there they are! How you get any work done is beyond me.”
  6. Ross: “Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.”
    Susan: “Yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don’t let you do it.”
  7. Rachel: “Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?”
  8. Ross: (when Ross discovers Rachel had a sex dream about Chandler) “I can’t believe you two had sex in her dream.”
    Chandler: “I’m sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else’s subconscious.”
  9. Ross: “Everything’s going to be all right.”
    Carol: (freaking out about having a baby) “What do you know?! No one’s going up to you and saying, ‘Hi! Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this POT ROAST THROUGH IT?'”
  10. Chandler: “Hey, that monkey’s got a Ross on his ass!”

On to season 2. Don’t tell Joe.